job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :) me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life! interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.